he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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