In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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