you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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