Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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