How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
They took my balls.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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