i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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