This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i think i have herpe
just one?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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