Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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