But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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