would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Randomize
