no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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