Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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