But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
wow bdsm is so cute
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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