I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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