If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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