I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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