my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think your dad took our porno
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i think i just naturally attract stoners
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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