Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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