I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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