DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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