And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you win again, gameday.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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