Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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