the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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