How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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