xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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