tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm always down for nudity.
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