she sounds like chewbacca in bed
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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