Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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