I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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