So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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