My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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