Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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