Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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