i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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