hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The air was thick with penises
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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