how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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