butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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