don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
