just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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