38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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