More tranny stories later!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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