just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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