I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
is it fun? or sober?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
