So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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