8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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