Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
