Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
This is my gift to your gina
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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