doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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