My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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