he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Randomize
