i can't believe i had my finger in that
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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