Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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