glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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