yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We got so high we made milksteak
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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