I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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