Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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